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World Cup Preview pt. III -- USA! USA! [cough]

· 06/09/2006 07:26 PM by Steve Gigl


Germany beat Costa Rica 4-2 in the first game of the Cup, and I’m sure the haters are going to have a field day with reports that this is the highest-scoring World Cup opener in history. [Just remember; if a team was able to lose 8-1 in a soccer match, they wouldn’t have made it to the World Cup.]

Anyway. As usual, it seems like nobody is giving the USA a chance in hell of winning the World Cup this year. Shocked, aren’t you?


Let’s look back at recent USA team World Cup history:

  • 1990: In Italy, the US loses to Austria, Italy, and Czechoslovakia and is eliminated in the group matches. Not exactly a great performance, but since it was the first time the US had qualified for the tournament in 40 years, maybe that was to be expected.
Who are they laughing at?


  • 1994: OK, in the USA this time, and since the fix is often in in soccer, you’d think there would be a homefield advantage. And, in fact, the US did win a game (against Colombia). They also lost one and tied one, but somehow still managed to make it to the round of sixteen, where Brazil ended the “run.” Still, this is seen as progress., especially since Brazil won it all.
  • 1998: Whoops, just kidding about that progress. The US loses all 3 matches, including an embarrassing one to Iran.
  • 2002: Back to the drawing board with a new coach, and again the US goes 1-1-1 in the initial round, which leads us to a big 2-0 win over Mexico in the round of 16, then a loss to Germany in the quarterfinals (our first appearance there since 1930).
  • So there’s a bit of progress there to attempt continue, but the history is a bit choppy. And this year is no better, with lots of media suggestions that the US team will go 3-and-out this year. And with Italy (not terribly highly-ranked this year, but always good) and the Czech Republic in our group, we had better at least beat Ghana.

    But before that, we have a weekend of games to help get us acquainted with the other teams (channels and times are local to the Minneapolis area):

    • Ecuador vs. Poland, ESPNCL, Sat Jun 10 01:00am CDT
    • England vs. Paraguay, KSTP, Sat Jun 10 08:00am CDT
    • Sweden vs. Trinidad & Tobago, KSTP, Sat Jun 10 11:00am CDT
    • Argentina vs. Côte d’Ivoire, ESPN2, Sat Jun 10 01:55pm CDT
    • Netherlands vs. Serbia and Montenegro, ESPN2, Sun Jun 11 07:55am CDT
    • Iran vs. Mexico, KSTP, Sun Jun 11 10:30am CDT
    • Angola vs. Portugal, ESPN2, Sun Jun 11 01:55pm CDT

    Am I going to watch that much soccer? Well, I can’t move around much and should be resting, but even so, I doubt it. I’ll probably at least check out as much of the England, Argentina, and Iran games as I can.

    The World Cup 2006 “series”:

    1. World Cup Preview pt. I: In which I tweak my few remaining non-family readers
    2. World Cup Preview pt. II—No really, it’s a sport
    3. World Cup Preview pt. III—USA! USA! [chortle]

    Category: Sports
    Scope: World

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    1. Hey, I believe in miracles!


      michele    Jun 9, 08:43 PM    #
    2. Oh, I’ll root for them, and I was actually pretty optimistic until I saw the US media trying to build up the team during the coverage of the other games.

      It’s the contrarian in me, I guess.


      Steve    Jun 12, 12:21 AM    #
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